Gossip Girl returned to the UK last night with a bang. The episode saw Serena host a Tiffany’s themed shower for Blair and her fiancé and, as always, scandal was rife.
Here are a collection of my favourite quotes from Monday nights show. Feel free to suggest any that I’ve missed.
Seems Charlie’s in hot water, and she’s about to get burned- Gossip Girl
I will not tolerate this insubordination! Are you her minions or mine- Blair Waldorf.
If you excuse me I’ve gotta go kill myself, or max out my credit card… Whichever comes first!- Blair Waldorf.
Oh please! You’ve said more slanderous things than John Galliano after a few cocktails- Blair Waldorf.
Oh please, does anyone know what not invited means!- Blair Waldorf.
Looks like this showers officially over, and this time it’s B throwing in the towel- Gossip Girl.
Loyal readers, I’d like to apologise to all of you for this awful and embarrassing breach of security that happened tonight. In bad times like this you have many options. You can choose to go on the offensive and come out swinging, or you can pack your bags and admit defeat, or you can drink yourself into oblivion and hope it will all go away. Whatever I choose to do to win back your trust, one things for certain, this is not the end between us ‘cos try as you might to fight.. you know you love me.